Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
