She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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