It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
