After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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