is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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