yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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