my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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