curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
is it fun? or sober?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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