And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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