Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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