oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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