We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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