Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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