C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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