But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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