you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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