He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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