It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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