I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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