she woke up with a sticky ear
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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