It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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