I'm pants shitting drunk right now
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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