Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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