honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
