Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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