Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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