i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Do you still have your period?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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