Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This house was built for laser tag.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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