I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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