She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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