I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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