he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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