I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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