i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize