I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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