we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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