apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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