The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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