oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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