i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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