help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I got inside last night via doggy door
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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