Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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