VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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