Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
is that a dick in a sweater?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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