i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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