so that wasnt chicken after all
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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