thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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