I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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