a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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