This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
3 2 1 whiskey
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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