why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Me. At least after what I've been through.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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