my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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