i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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