haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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